Positivist Calendar (Religion of Humanity) (實證主義曆)

THE POSITIVIST CALENDAR — Auguste Comte's 1849 calendar for the Religion of Humanity: thirteen 28-day months named not for gods but for humanity's greats (Moses, Homer, Aristotle, Archimedes, Caesar, Saint Paul, Charlemagne, Dante, Gutenberg, Shakespeare, Descartes, Frederick, Bichat), each themed to a chapter of civilization; the 365th day the FESTIVAL OF ALL THE DEAD outside the week, the leap 366th the FESTIVAL OF HOLY WOMEN; years counted from the GREAT CRISIS — 1789 = year 1. THE CATALOGUE'S THIRD PERENNIAL CONSTRUCTION, with its own honest twist proven as a law: Monday-first months keep every Positivist date's weekday forever INTERNALLY, but because Comte put both blanks at the year's END, the Gregorian mapping shifts one position after 29 February in leap years — his blanks cannot absorb February where the Kodak calendar's mid-year Leap Day can; stated, asserted, never hidden. The 558 day-dedications (Prometheus on Moses 1; Napoleon held up for 'perpetual execration') are DEFERRED BY NAME as their own corpus. Never adopted anywhere — kept ceremonially by positivist chapels from Paris to Porto Alegre, and the ancestor of the whole 13-month reform movement; Brazil's flag still carries Comte's motto. Western becomes forty-three systems. Pure compute, no LLM.

Cost: 1 TIAN Points per call. tRPC procedure positivist.day.