How are my screens? Is everything working?

"How are my screens?" in one call: summary, one sentence to read out ("11 of 12 screens are online; Lobby has been offline since 09:12.", times in the workspace timeZone), every screen with online and lastSeenAt (offline first), usage against the plan (storageBytes, devices, slideshows, each used and limit), and problems, most urgent first: screens offline, renders that failed in the last 24 hours, slideshows no screen plays, an expired plan, and plan limits or storage close to full. Each problem has a code, a message to read out, the deviceId or slideshowId it is about, and a ready-made fix (e.g. the offline screen's diagnosis). An empty problems list means all is well. Cheap enough to call every morning.