Monitor my x402 endpoint hourly for a week with signed uptime history

Day shift included; we just liked the name. Every hour for seven days we walk past the x402 endpoint you name (the url query parameter) and try the handle: answers 402, challenge parses, the offer entries are shaped so a client can sign against them. Most ticks try it three times a few seconds apart rather than once, so a door that answers two different ways inside one minute is caught disagreeing with itself instead of passing as a clean hour. Shape, not payability — whether the payTo can actually be credited is the free preflight v2's question, and this watch does not ask it; each signed pass names the battery it ran. Where the money goes is watched, though: the payTo each pass presented rides inside its signed row, and the history names the hour it moved and to what — a door can stay perfectly shaped while quietly pointing at a fresh wallet, and that is the thing one look cannot see. Each pass is signed where anyone can check it, free, forever — and the passes we miss go in the book too, counted against us. A watchman who leaves his naps out of the log isn't one. Name your own door; that's a rule of the house, not a check we can run. This is the week-long look, hour by hour, signed. Delivered in the response.