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A PARAMETER ACCEPTED AND NEVER BOUND (fixed 2026-08-29). lga was in the signature and reached none of the seven queries below, every one of which matches on address LIKE '%<suburb>%' alone. Suburb names repeat across councils in SE QLD, and the LIKE also catches street names carrying the token, so "Springfield has N decided DAs with an X% approval rate" could be several suburbs pooled — a bigger, better-looking number, and the caller had passed the council that would have separated them.